Thursday, December 9, 2010

Grand Canyon + Vegas day 3

So once again its is about midnight, i've just got back from meeting up with some guys we met in San Francisco from Melbourne and god only knows where Rach and David are (although I did try to call them and let them know where I was), luckily this city is very safe, compared to San Francisco anyway, and that's all i can compare with thus far.

It is safe, but when your looking this good, with mustard pants there are other dangers. Tonight i have have been hit on by three different women, now before anyone jumps to any concusions or assumes that i am talking myself up let me finish.

So tonight i am wearing my mustard pants, blue and white shirt, leather jacket and good shoes, now apparently what i have created is an outfit designed specifically to attract African American ladies. While walking down the strip a shop keeper said she loved my pants, i had to go back and ask if she was just trying to make fun of them, because they are stupidly coloured, but she insisted they were "awesome". I'm gonna say that she was just trying to sell me stuff from her store though.

The second one i was walking back to the hotel alone (dont stress its a safe city and wasnt far) and another African American lady asked "why you walking alone" i said "i could say the same to you" as i kept walking, and she said, "oh your looking for me? i'm right here" so i started to walk faster because she was most probably a hooker.

The third one was no more than 30 seconds later where one came up to me insisted i hug her and asked "are you gay?" i said no, continued to push her away and she said "are you sure?". I checked my walet/phone and passport were still in my pockets and kept walking. Now, considering she didnt rob me im not sure how to take that... i assume she thought i was gay because i was so stylish... which is understandable.

So, anyway, the lesson i have learned, and you all can take from tonight is, if for whatever reason you are interested in attracting african american women, wear mustard pants, a stripy blue and white button down shit and a leather jacket, then walk down the strip in Las Vegas between the Venetian and Treasure Island.

And if your not, then when walking between the Venetian and Treasure Island, run.. run like the wind.

Having said all this, Mum, Dad, Rosanna Nannee, don't worry, it is really a classy place mostly, and its safe, there is a cowboy competition in town so they are everywhere, they can wrestle cattle like you wouldn't believe, ive been watching it on tv, (even though its like two hotels down) so 'im sure a little African American woman, or three wouldn't be a problem.

Ok, so now that ive bored you with that, im gonna uplaod some pics of the Grand Canyon, went back today, i was just as scared as the first time, and even got to stop at the Hoover Dam Bypass, which readers of Sincro Design (Luke, Matt, Brad) will recall i was excited to see once again.

It was being built last time i was here, and i was in awe of its size. Sadly, it isnt as impressive from atop as you cant see it. It was however so high that i was super scared to go within 30cm of the railing.

Anyway, here are the pics.


























Don't forget to comment, i like to know what's happening at home...

Oh, and although im yet to find my soulmate over here i have had somewhat of a fling... before anyone freaks out and wonders why im saying this on a blog my parents and grandparents are reading let me explain.

Her name is Mc Rib Joy,

It is a rib burger, with no bones!! it tastes amazing, and its only 1.99 over here...

That whole meal down there cost me 6$






5 comments:

  1. Hey Michael...

    Your post definately didn't bore me, i was cracking up reading it...wow those mustard pants sound like there a real hit over there!

    I think you should be a photographer, your pics are seriously awesome.

    The McRib burger looks delicious, what a bargain haha!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Who is that fellow in the good looking hat? I don't know, but what a great beanie. Really great.

    I hope you are eating at other restaraunts besides Maccas - no matter how much you love Mc Rib Joy, there must be more interesting places to eat! Please post a photo / musing if you try pulled pork anywhere - I think you'll like it.

    Btw - how freaky is the Ronald on the apple juice!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Your favorite auntie is also reading....and loving it! I particularly liked the one of you on the edge of the canyon, knees locked, jaw rigid, eyes wide with terror. That's our boy ! Stay warm. ...lots of love auntie Robyn

    ReplyDelete
  4. Mikey!
    I don't blame those ladies- you are looking good!
    Loving the beard.
    Food looks great. Photos amazing. Particularly love the Santa hats!
    Keep it up!
    Vet xo

    ReplyDelete
  5. Michael, I love your charisma and charm that comes through in your writing. You've got a natural gift.
    Never stop xx

    ReplyDelete